Judge Smails indeed slices into the woods, then improves his lie with Danny Noonan before Al Czervic tees off. Plus the boys welcome their first guest, Kevin Geeks Out’s Kevin Maher, who takes us on a National Lampoon Deep Dive.

Judge Smails explains Lacey Underall’s presence and informs Al Czervik of the fact that he never slices, Mr. Carlson gives Dudley a deal on a bike, and a serving of milk has never sounded so vomitous.

A teen boy tries to lift Al Czervik’s golf bag, Lacey Underall pauses for effect, and Judge Smails introduces her to Bishop Bickering and Dr. Beeper. Meanwhile Mike shares more Mr. Foghat memories, Tom learns about meatballs, and Dan digs deep on Motormouth.

Al Czervik storms into the movie like a force of nature and Danny Noonan gets called a brown-noser. Meanwhile, the boys almost part ways in an effort to explain possibly the best-loved joke in the movie.

Judge Smails chats up Ty Webb, cracks up Bishop Bickering, and infuriates Porterhouse. None of which is funny because we have to break the sad news to you that Gene Wilder passed away today.

Judge Smails is busy having cars towed, bossing Porterhouse around, and threatening Spaulding with asthma. Meanwhile Tom’s and Mike’s efforts to better themselves lead absolutely nowhere.

Lou Loomis puts it on the line for us, Danny Noonan begins his campaign of brown nosing, Dr. Beeper gives instructions for Mrs. Bellows, Tom is a self-hating gangly guy, and Mike explains how to watch Ghostbusters as a parent.

D’Annunzio invites Danny Noonan to fisticuffs that end before they begin, and Lou Loomis yells at a guy to pick up a wrapper. Also, it turns out Tony has a brother, Dan receives a pizza, and Mike and Tom have teeth pulled.

D’Annunzio is denied a Coke by Danny Noonan, and Dan and Tom have explosive diarrhea. Bonus: Our coverage of the 2016 Republican National Convention.

D’Annunzio caddys for the Havenkamps and returns to the caddy shack, Mike relives his political chatroom days, and Tom and Dan unveil their new original hipster jokes.