Episodes

Carl Spackler weaponizes a flashlight, Spaulding asks Dr. Beeper’s date if she’s going to finish her fat, Dan gets roasted, we revisit Special Episodes again, and Tom tries out another hipster joke.

Judge Smails owes Danny Noonan a solid and Carl Spackler is holed up in his shack preparing for gopher war. And we know you’ve had a while to get adjusted to the election, but give us a break, it just happened last night. But everything will be okay; Mike’s got Tums.

Judge Smails misses a putt, chucks a golf club, and offers to pay for a busted umbrella while Tom realizes he can show his kid Airplane, Dan makes an incredibly unfunny joke, and Mike attempts to come in from the cold.

Spaulding now wants a cheeseburger, Maggie invites Danny Noonan to be a busboy, and Al Czervik bets Judge Smails a thousand bucks he misses that putt, all while Mike goes undercover on the international stage.

We pause from our regular coverage to give Dan and Mike a chance to rake Tom over the coals for an editorial slight. Also taken to task: Mitch Albom, Marty McFly, and of course, poor Gordon Jump.

Al Czervik sinks his putt and complains about golf courses, and Judge Smails’s party approaches the snack bar. Mike and Dan also get tattoos.

Carl Spackler works a hose into a gopher hole and Al Czervik serves beer from a golf bag before sinking a putt with the help of his Einstein putter. Also, Tom and Dan owe an apology to Mike, who has terrible news about the afterlife.

Danny Noonan tells Judge Smails that he planned to go the law school, and Carl Spackler gets his middle finger bitten by a gopher. No gopher love this minute, but lots of Bill Murray love. Plus, Mike quotes Star Trek, Dan requests a painting, and Tom gives points to Caddyshack over The Empire Strikes Back. Bonus: Adolescence used to be much more complicated.

Al Czervik nails Judge Smails and dances to Journey, and Danny Noonan attempts to brownnose Judge Smails. Meanwhile, at least one of us is completely wrong about who Drew Scott and Gatsby are, and Mike pitches the D’Annunzio sitcom. Bonus: Grandpa Joe sucks.

Judge Smails indeed slices into the woods, then improves his lie with Danny Noonan before Al Czervic tees off. Plus the boys welcome their first guest, Kevin Geeks Out’s Kevin Maher, who takes us on a National Lampoon Deep Dive.